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❝ Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins. ❞

— The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)

soras-majestic-butt:

do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is

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what-the-fandom:

africkins:

my little cousin started stroking my cheek and i thought it was so sweet until he came up real close to my ear and whispered “i’m putting crumbs on you so ants will eat you in your sleep”

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veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

esslaurent:

love—is-my-weapon:

poopflow:

it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs 

and so we actually have some work experience to put on resumes

that’s actually a really good idea

greeneyesonly:

jensen ackles’ way to kill people in four steps…stare,smile,lick,eye contact, *dead*

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fromtheashirise:

no but i’d like to be

fromtheashirise:

no but i’d like to be

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

me: image

prevalere:

you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought