lol cans.

carried-to-their-bed:

I’m so unattractive ha ha ha literally don’t know why my boyfriend even bothers with me

Ellie wtf you’re crazy sometimes, if we weren’t cousins and I wasn’t in a heterosexual relationship - I’m gonna stop there because I sound wrong but you get me, you’re beautiful.

b-e-a-uuuutiful

damnitstillnotginger:

see ireland this is what happens when u deny europe the gay twins

all these Eurovision comments are making me cry oh my god :’)

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the-perks-of-being-a-phangirl:

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

• running upstairs
• running downstairs
• running
• stoked on life
• scared
• walking through my house in the dark
• bored
• boobs

scared

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hebeiris:

i feel like the reason britain wants to leave the european union is because no one ever gives us points in eurovision

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I’m not even watching the Eurovision because I have no TV in halls but I’m getting enough information from my dash to understand what’s happening haha.

I always feel guilty in Eurovision when someone actually gives us points (wow) and we don’t give them any :’)

the-eleventh-blog:

WOW SWEDEN VOTING FOR NORWAY?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

MOVE ASIDE STEVEN MOFFAT WE HAVE A PLOT TWIST

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diedholdinghands:

mtomoe:

eurovision drinking game: take a shot for every point your country gets

english rules: take a shot for every point your country didn’t get

now now we don’t want the entire british population to die from liver failure

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yunuen:

okay to all my european followers we had a great time together but in a few minutes we get to the cornucopia and shit gets real 

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Sam just informed me that the Queen owns a McDonalds near Buckingham Palace, mind blown.

darrensblazer:

vinoxe:

egberts:

IS SOMETHING HAPPENING IN EUROPE?

nah

no, we do this every saturday in europe

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