do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is
my little cousin started stroking my cheek and i thought it was so sweet until he came up real close to my ear and whispered “i’m putting crumbs on you so ants will eat you in your sleep”
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs
and so we actually have some work experience to put on resumes
that’s actually a really good idea
jensen ackles’ way to kill people in four steps…stare,smile,lick,eye contact, *dead*
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?
you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought